It's clear humanity has done something to displease the Powers that Be. What else could explain the hell that we're stuck in now?
President Trump and Hillary Clinton are trolling each other this week on social media, because the 2016 election never really ended and we're apparently doomed to re-live it for the rest of our wretched lives.
"Crooked Hillary Clinton blames everybody (and every thing) but herself for her election loss. She lost the debates and lost her direction!" the president said this week on Twitter.
His comment was, of course, in reference to Clinton's latest book, What Happened, which recounts the 2016 election from her point of view.
The former secretary of state responded Thursday to the president, tweeting the following, "If you didn't like that book, try this one — some good lessons in here about working together to solve problems. Happy to send a copy."
If you didn't like that book, try this one some good lessons in here about working together to solve problems. Happy to send a copy. pic.twitter.com/7dmVJ44mZu— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 14, 2017
Her tweet included a photo of the children's picture-book version of her 1996 book It Takes a Village. Get it?
We're not sure what humanity did to deserve being stuck in an endless time-loop with the 2016 election, but it must have been pretty bad.
Only a Canticle for Leibowitz-style nuclear reboot of society will save us from this miserable fate. Come, atomic warheads. Rein salvation upon us, and rescue us from this Vale of Tears.