Life Time gym has decided to stop showing CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC on its workout floors.

A few points here.

First off, what kind of loser complains because one of the TVs is programmed to a network they dislike? After all, surely most gyms show a range of channels in order to balance the various preferences of their clientele?

Second, this is not the real problem with American gyms.

The real issue is the tendency of American men to walk around naked in the gym. This includes men of all types but tends to be a greater problem with older guys who think they are especially in shape. It's obviously some kind of weird mid-life crisis thing. But here's some advice: workout, shower, change, leave. No one wants to see you standing in front of the mirror for three minutes.