Who: ESPN analyst Rob Parker

What: Called Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III "a cornball brother." "He's black, he kind of does his thing, but he's not really down with the cause; he's not one of us," he said.

Why it's dim: For evidence of RGIII's deficiencies as a black man, Parker noted that he is engaged to be married to a white girl and rumored to be a Republican.

Cure: Shut up.