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Comedienne delivers enraged optimism

By: Barbara Mackay
Special to The Examiner
September 17, 2008

Comedienne Sandra Bernhard brings her show "Without You I'm Nothing" to Theatre J in Washington through Sept. 28. — Courtesy Photo

WASHINGTON — Disdain.
Insolence.
Disparagement.
Sarcasm.
In Sandra Bernhard’s new show, “Without You I’m Nothing” at Theater J, she kvetches continually, whether she’s sneering at vacuous celebrity-speak from a fashion magazine, mocking mediocre singers or voicing contempt for Sarah Palin.

But in the end, oddly and subtly, Bernhard’s message is positive.

In this updated version of her off-Broadway show from 20 years ago, Bernhard mixes music with satire, self-revelation and a trip down memory lane. Bernhard says along the way that she has two sides, but as her stories spin out, it’s clear that there are many more than two: she’s a savvy political and cultural observer, a rocker, a reformer, a lover, a devoted mother — and much more.

Written by Bernhard and John Boskovich, the performance begins with Bernhard singing, accompanied by her dynamic three-man rock ‘n’ roll group, The Rebellious Jezebels. Audience members who know the actress only through her non-musical film or television work are in for a surprise when she starts belting tunes, beginning with a knock-out version of “And I’m Telling You” and ending with a sensational “Little Red Corvette.”

Bernhard, who directed the show with Kenneth Hartung, is onstage for almost two hours without intermission and is confined to a small area. She keeps moving within that limited space, addressing audience members who sit cabaret-style just in front of the stage, controlling the show’s tempo and mood through changes in delivery style and substance, breezing from narrative to song, comedy and dance.

The fascinating thing about “Without You I’m Nothing” is although Bernhard uses as many four-letter words as other comedians do, she doesn’t do so for shock effect or to establish a lowbrow persona. Her profanity comes across as a shout to  a passive, disengaged world.

Behind Bernhard’s criticism of present-day American life in “Without You” is a passionate belief things don’t have to be so bad. What she communicates most clearly is her confidence that a better America will exist if she can just mobilize everyone in the audience to go out and start creating it. 

If you go
“Without You I’m Nothing” runs through Sept. 28
Venue: D.C. Jewish Community  Center, 1529 16th Street NW
Performances: 8 p.m. Wednesday-Thursday; 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Saturday; 3 p.m. Sunday
Tickets: $45 to $60, discounts available
More info: 800-494-8497; www.theaterj.org




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DEK

Sep 19, 2008

You have got to be kidding me. I'm suprised this poor excuse for an entertainer is still around. I don't know how you can find this filth positive. Maybe Bernhard enjoys to be raped, don't wish it on other human beings. Freak!

 

roughfun

Sep 19, 2008

Dribble for idiots.

 

roughfun

Sep 19, 2008

Dribble for idiots.

 

MuleyEvans

Sep 19, 2008

I was under the impression the BurnHard Had Sh*t for brains.This confirms that inkling. I'm certain that it's one of Scankdra fantasies to be gang raped by whatever.

 

MuleyEvans

Sep 19, 2008

I was under the impression the BurnHard Had Sh*t for brains.This confirms that inkling. I'm certain that it's one of Scankdra fantasies to be gang raped by whatever.

 

nikitas

Sep 19, 2008

Bernhard is a lefty with a LOT of problems. She always looks angry. Because she always is angry. You can tell just by her face and her body language. And when she made her despicable comments about Sarah Palin, with the most horrrendous racial connotations, she showed she is not the 'savvy political and cultural observer' noted above. She is what we conservatives always knew she was; a radical, enraged polemicist who cannot control her emotions. I like to say that if you picked 1,000 New York City feminists at random, not one of them could assemble an Ikea bookcase. But they think they know every darned little thing. In reality, they really know nothing. Please visit my website at www.nikitas3.com for more common sense.

 

Carrie

Sep 19, 2008

This is a nasty display from a despicable hateful women that should not be validated with false descriptions in your misleading article. The only thing I find fascinating is your dishonest piece. Shame on you and the Examiner.

 

Carrie

Sep 19, 2008

This is a nasty display from a despicable hateful women that should not be validated with false descriptions in your misleading article. The only thing I find fascinating is your dishonest piece. Shame on you and the Examiner.

 

Carrie

Sep 19, 2008

This is a nasty display from a despicable hateful women that should not be validated with false descriptions in your misleading article. The only thing I find fascinating is your dishonest piece. Shame on you and the Examiner.

 

Carrie

Sep 19, 2008

This is a nasty display from a despicable hateful women that should not be validated with false descriptions in your misleading article. The only thing I find fascinating is your dishonest piece. Shame on you and the Examiner.

 

Chip

Sep 19, 2008

Wow, Not only does she put down women but blacks as well!!

 

Sharon in South Carolina

Sep 19, 2008

I'd like to give you six reasons why Gov Palin would not be raped....they are all lead and conveniently located in the chamber of her pistol.

 

roughfun

Sep 19, 2008

This has bothered me all morning and I can't shake the feeling that our wives, daughters, or any women who is not hard left might be in danger. This seems a major escalation in the left's hate for people who don't think like them. I can only assume the next step will be violence.

 

roughfun

Sep 19, 2008

This has bothered me all morning and I can't shake the feeling that our wives, daughters, or any women who is not hard left might be in danger. This seems a major escalation in the left's hate for people who don't think like them. I can only assume the next step will be violence.

 

Gary

Sep 19, 2008

The bad news is that the Examiner is still in business. The good news is that Barbara Mackay is accelerating its demise. To the Left, gang-rape is "positive".

 

Sam

Sep 19, 2008

This profanity-spewing object is beneath contempt. And so is the "Examiner" for printing this story. You folks on the left are so quick to blungeon others with accusations of sexism and racism and cries of "I am offended!" But stop for a moment and consider what is coming out of your own mouths. Have you no common sense? No decency at all?

 

Ron

Sep 19, 2008

What a surprise that this garbage comes from the mind of a leftist. Not only does she hope Sarah Palin is raped, which is extremely sickening for her to say, she practically labels her 'black buddies' in Manhattan as rapists. Imagine if a right-winger said that sort of thing about a Democrat female and blacks? (but we wouldn't since we have morals and respect for others despite political differences) There'd be a hellstorm in the media.

 

buzz@buzz.com

Sep 19, 2008

Enraged optimism huh. So wishing a POLITICAL opponent to be brutally gang raped is your idea of optimism. Interesting. I suppose if you can't refute a conservative argument, best you just wish them massive physical harm.

 

Mrs Ale N Lager

Sep 19, 2008

If there was a women on the ticket for the left and someone said the same of her can you imagine the outrage from (so called) nonpartisan groups like NOW?

 

SDH

Sep 19, 2008

Sandra Bernhard is pretty cool, but when she makes these kinds of comments, one can only assume she's angling to be a martyr for artistic license. Sarah Palin could kill Bernhard with her bare hands, and use a gun as well as any of her black brothers. This whole situation is a disgrace to Bernhard, the venue and your beautiful district. And it's racist, too!

 

Pegg

Sep 19, 2008

I suppose when you are angry, bitter, ignorant, and have no talent whatsoever...any publicity will do. The only beliefs she has are the ones Hollywood tells her to have. Get married...have sex with a man...you might loosen up.

 

rob

Sep 19, 2008

I was going to go on a rant but you know what, is is not worth it anymore. The left will get there's just do in the end

 

Lotti

Sep 19, 2008

I just can't understand her racial bs being excepted. Jealous much?

 

Kat

Sep 19, 2008

She is so unblessed in the looks department. Butterhead.

 

harry

Sep 19, 2008

Ahh - you just gotta love the left. The tolerance just oozes from their pores, doesn't it? Oh so lovely. Oh so sweet. That's gotta be one of the few mouths that would actually be cleaned up by smoking stale cigarettes. And the intelligence? Oh how quick witted. Oh how fleet of spirit. Makes me long for the wicked witch of the east.

 

JACK

Sep 19, 2008

Barbara Mackay should be ashamed, the Jewish Community Center should be ashamed, the Examiner should be ashamed and Sandra Bernhard has no shame! This reminds me of my Vietnam Days when, as a young Air Force Captain attending the University of Arizona, I was spit on when wearing my uniform by left wing radicals. Bernhard has raised physical hatred to a new level!

 

Kathy

Sep 19, 2008

That was entertainment? She's an angry woman. Typical liberal. Palin is beautiful. Let these jealous yentas stew in their own juices.

 

leeni lynn

Sep 19, 2008

I thought this sorry excuse for an "entertainer" bisexual slob retired.

 

Heather

Sep 19, 2008

I'm nothing without you? How about "I'm just nothing."

 

TJ

Sep 19, 2008

That's called angertainment.

 

sarah

Sep 19, 2008

Mandra Bernhard and Sarah Palin. Yep. She's jealous.

 

madandmel@yahoo.com

Sep 19, 2008

If I had a face like that, I'd be angry too.

 

Rachel

Sep 19, 2008

Horrid!

 

Sam

Sep 19, 2008

I find her offensive and crude.

 

delscape@zz.com

Sep 19, 2008

It was ummm interesting. I'll leave it at that.

 

Jumpin Jenn

Sep 19, 2008

She's just rude.

 

Nadia Smith

Sep 19, 2008

That was a very racial "act" against blacks. Sandra needs her mouth washed out with soap.

 

LL

Sep 19, 2008

Rape? Aren't her 15 minutes of fame over yet? What a has been.

 

MuskoLetterman

Sep 19, 2008

A real left winger with issues. I remember when she was Madonna's girlfriend. I could take her or leave her.

 

Cityslicker

Sep 19, 2008

She hasn't had a real job since the Hollywood Squares.

 

Amy Rosenberg

Sep 19, 2008

I liked her up until now.

 

AK

Sep 19, 2008

LOL! Sandra wouldn't have to worry about being raped in Manhattan since she is soo FUGLY!!! Way to go for a non-entertainer.

 

nanoo

Sep 19, 2008

AK, that was funny LOL!

 

nanoo

Sep 19, 2008

AK, that was funny LOL!

 

Millie

Sep 19, 2008

She is not funny. She's sick. Blacks and rape are funny issues? I wonder how she would feel if somone ever called her out on her lesbian past. 2 thumbs down.

 

Howard Stern

Sep 19, 2008

This wasn't comical. It wasn't art either. Sandy, you've stooped to a new low on this one.

 

D12G Kat

Sep 19, 2008

It sucked.

 

DD

Sep 19, 2008

She gives Jewish folks a bad name.

 

cc

Sep 20, 2008

She's nasty. She spews pure filth and looks like trash to boot.

 

Sensible

Sep 20, 2008

Sarah Bernhard has a dirty big mouth that no reasonable person should listen too. She's inciting her black brothers to gang rape to promote abortion? I am black outside but this woman is black inside. No one should even mention this woman name.

 

Sensible

Sep 20, 2008

Sarah Bernhard has a dirty big mouth that no reasonable person should listen too. She's inciting her black brothers to gang rape to promote abortion? I am black outside but this woman is black inside. No one should even mention this woman name.

 

DisgustedReader

Sep 20, 2008

Ms. Mackay is out of her mind. "Enraged optimism?" How about vile, hate-filled invective? Or am I overlooking the "carefully nuanced" meaning of wishing Sarah Palin gets gang raped?

 

Sep 20, 2008

Bernhard has never been funny. Suggesting that Blacks would or should gang rape anyone, is sick beyound belief. Why isn't NOW protesting this, why isn't the NAACP protesting. Do they all think gang raping a woman who is a Conservative, Mother of 5, and a Governor is fine simply because she doesn't march to the off-key drummer they do....do they think any woman should be gang raped....do they think Black men are likely to gang rape women in Manhattan???? As a woman, I find this to be totally offensive. Each time one of these sick, sleazy entertainers comes out in "support" of electing Sen. Obama, it makes me cringe. Their egos get the best of any common sense they may have.

 

TonyB

Sep 20, 2008

Miss Mackay- It is pitiful that you would validate "comedy" that jokes of gang rape and racistly suggests it is an occurence of black propriety.It is purely hateful and you are a pathetic disgrace. You will live in the world you make.

 

Jonathan Burack

Sep 20, 2008

Ah, the give peace a chance crowd. It used to be this level of hatred and filth caused shame (it surely would among conservatives if any rightwing nut pretended to be funny in a comparable way). Instead, we get apologetics and pretend-sophistication. Laugh all the way to down folks, because the last laugh will be on you.

 

mlf

Sep 20, 2008

I cannot comprehend how anyone can find this piece of filth funny. It says alot about this writer and The Examiner that this vile woman is elevated to some comedic genious. The left has gone crazy and is now advocating violence. I will never read your trash again.

 

34harley

Sep 20, 2008

This is one angry woman. The Headline is Misleading to the public. It appears the Examiner need to look at hiring competent editors and reporters.

 

Prof.Helen McCaffrey

Sep 20, 2008

RAPE is not funny. Ever. Encouraging violence against women, if if you don't like them, is HATE speech. People who condone it share in the raping of women...Darfur. East L.A., North Philly, South Boston, North Detroit, Moscow, Beijing , Adelaide. Bogata, Cologne, Pretoria

 

quantumfoam

Sep 20, 2008

Bernhard will assure that Obama get's the depraved vote.

 

Wallace Milam

Sep 20, 2008

You think Sarah Palin would have it tough getting raped by those Sandra Bernhard believes are her "homeys" in Manhattan, imagine what would happen to a black gang turned loose in Alaska. Those "bruthas" would be praying for rape. That anyone would watch or listen to someone like Sandra Bernhard, let alone that a publication would praise her performance (a) indicates that we are living in the "last days" and (b) makes us hope that is true.

 

Wallace Milam

Sep 20, 2008

You think Sarah Palin would have it tough getting raped by those Sandra Bernhard believes are her "homeys" in Manhattan, imagine what would happen to a black gang turned loose in Alaska. Those "bruthas" would be praying for rape. That anyone would watch or listen to someone like Sandra Bernhard, let alone that a publication would praise her performance (a) indicates that we are living in the "last days" and (b) makes us hope that is true.

 

AMR 1960

Sep 20, 2008

Sandra Bernhard's antics are well established, a POX on her and her wretched mindset. What I'd like to focus my ire on is the author, Barbara Mackay, and her ham-fisted attempts to give this story any sort of positive spin, (Comedienne delivers enraged optimism). It's the craven debased and vile wormtongues of the media like Ms.Mackay, with their celebratory review of Ms. Bernhard's wretched excesses that is why the Hate continues unabated...

 

AMR 1960

Sep 20, 2008

Sandra Bernhard's antics are well established, a POX on her and her wretched mindset. What I'd like to focus my ire on is the author, Barbara Mackay, and her ham-fisted attempts to give this story any sort of positive spin, (Comedienne delivers enraged optimism). It's the craven debased and vile wormtongues of the media like Ms.Mackay, with their celebratory review of Ms. Bernhard's wretched excesses that is why the Hate continues unabated...

 

stan

Sep 20, 2008

bernhard is much to UGLY to be performing. we want attractive people entertaining us. she is also Stupid, which makes it worse.

 

SWbulldog

Sep 20, 2008

Repulsive example of what is wrong with the Democratic party. They are filled with repugnant losers like Sandra. She should try using some of her pent up anger to do good. There are a lot of poor people who could use her help raising money, serving food, or even being a POSITIVE role model. She is a sad, sad excuse for a person. If I were one of her parents I would be devastated to have raised such a despicable person. You are equal if you think her message is positive. What a sick twisted mind. Pathetic.

 

RMRR

Sep 20, 2008

Ms. Mackay, "n the end, oddly and subtly, Bernhard’s message is positive. Only a liberal like yourself would consider this in any way positive! Hate speech, which is what this is, is the last refuge of the pathetic. Gang-raped??? As a woman, or even as a human being, how can you suggest that this is positive? You are dispicable. RMRR

 

jpfrank

Sep 20, 2008

Ah maybe, your jealous because you can’t find anybody to put their sex part in to you. Or even your lesbian friends are somewhat afraid of touching you. Sorry you’re such a pariah. By the way you insult to word entertainer is appalling, your act left town a long time ago you need to go with it.

 

Steve

Sep 20, 2008

I have never see so much scum float to the surface of the point as I have during this election.

 

grace

Sep 20, 2008

I pray for God to have mercy on her. So full of hatred and bitterness, so completely alone.

 

heart

Sep 20, 2008

What a sad, pitiful broken down hack. Someone please put her out of her misery...

 

Sep 20, 2008

I can tell you she is not funny. I can also tell you she is sick and needs help. anyone who finds her stick funny should probably join her at the clinic.

 

RLF

Sep 20, 2008

I can tell you she is not funny. I can also tell you she is sick and needs help. anyone who finds her stick funny should probably join her at the clinic.

 

Rickster3

Sep 20, 2008

Do yourself a favor. Don't invite Miss thaaang back to entertain again! EVER!

 

capn dan

Sep 20, 2008

I saw the YouTube clip several times. I also read the explanation presented by the manager of Theater J. I understand that Bernhard's performance was a "nuanced" display of anger being expressed by an "character" that she had "donned" for the performance. Frankly, I don't care what Bernhard says, whether or not "in character". What impressed me was the reaction of the audience. As Theater J says, all of her outburst was readily and entusiastically received by the audience. The applause was thunderous. I am an attorney who has practiced law in the Washington DC area for the past 38 years. Of the attorneys that I most respect the largest number, by far, are Jewish. I am not. I think I now have a fair idea of what they think of me and my "shiksa b***ch" wife.

 

SJM

Sep 20, 2008

Bernhard or what ever her name is dumber than a box of rocks. I can not believe anyone would wish that on another person

 

SJM

Sep 20, 2008

Bernhard or what ever her name is dumber than a box of rocks. I can not believe anyone would wish that on another person

 

Puzzled

Sep 20, 2008

My take is that both of you, Barbara Mackay and Sandra Bernhard, will do or say anything to get your names in print. Both of you are pitiful, I feel sorry for your parents. I am sure they did not raise you do be so vile. If they are alive I am sure they are so ashamed! I do believe that Sandra Bernhard is mentally ill, what is your excuse Barbara Mackay?

 

what was that??

Sep 21, 2008

It was like a rabid dog frothing at the mouth. It was rambling and incoherent.`````````` Just weird.

 

PattieV

Sep 21, 2008

Sandra Bernhard has no showbiz career, no one in Hollywood or NYC want anything to do with her. A friend of mine works for a major network, and says the head of that network won't have Sandra on it (even a small bit part that would go to a 'no-named' actor). My friend says there isn't any real talent agency that will even take her as a client. In my friend's words, "she is so over and she has no one to blame but herself, she is horrible to everyone she works with and just not worth it anymore." So if any theater or club books her, you know what that means, they can't afford real talent. Theater J should be ashamed (not for what Sandra said on stage), but that they can't book a real show! Come on guys, stop dealing with people that no one cares about and start booking REAL performers. Bernhard is SO over it is beyond belief!

 

Hill Billy

Sep 22, 2008

Bernhard is so ugly a nigge would not rape her.

 

Hill Billy

Sep 22, 2008

Bernhard is so ugly a nigge would not rape her.

 

Bill Clinton

Sep 22, 2008

Bernhard is so ugly she cannot get an N word to rape her.

 

Emilia

Sep 22, 2008

I don't know, but maybe I'm just an ignorant Third World Country woman, but where I come from there's NO optimism in this rabid nutcase's rant. The woman is full of hate. Well, if I had to look at myself in the mirror and had to look at THAT face.. maybe I'd be as bitter?

 

Emilia

Sep 22, 2008

I don't know, but maybe I'm just an ignorant Third World Country woman, but where I come from there's NO optimism in this rabid nutcase's rant. The woman is full of hate. Well, if I had to look at myself in the mirror and had to look at THAT face.. maybe I'd be as bitter?

 

CHARLES H. GARRIDO

Oct 2, 2008

Hello! Mrs. Bermhard.- Probably neither Old or New Testament had ever read nothing. Youre great subscription by Readers Digest,-OK.! Read the following JOHN 8:11 for your family yourself,Mother,Daughter or maybe Husband or friends.- SHE SAID, NO ONE LORD,AND JESUS SAID TO HER,"NEITHER DO I CONDEMNED YOU; GO AND SIN NO MORE. JOHN 8;7.-"HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN AMONG YOU, LET HIM THROW A STONE AT HER FIRST" THANKS & COOPERATION, Charles H. Garrido.- Miami Fla.-

 


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