President Obama's speech from the Rose Garden on Monday sounded more like an insurance commercial than a speech.

To that end, here are five insurance slogans adapted for Obamacare:

1. Obamacare Farm Insurance Company

2. Obamaco

3. Obama's Life Insurance

4. Obamacarestate

5. Obamacare Life

The Department of Health and Human Services announced that it would be fixing the troubled website soon.