1. Matt Damon explains why he supports public schools but sends his own kids to private schools

"I'd eat my shoe if he could name a Bush that ever even walked into a public school." (Hint: They have.)

2. The woman who was the face of the Obamacare website speaks

Her name is Ariana.

3. Sen. Ted Cruz tells everyone what to expect next for Obamacare

It doesn't look good.

4. Wait, even Howard Dean thinks Obamacare is 'a Rube Goldberg contraption'?

Former DNC chair, everyone.

5. The crew at Fox News 'Red Eye' reacts to the viral McRib sandwich photo

What did you expect?