The Fox News holiday cards arrived in the mail Wednesday and, following tradition, poke fun at their competitors. The Fox News Channel card shows a fox winning a horse race against all three broadcast networks, while depicting CNN and MSNBC as other barnyard animals not in the race. Over at Fox Business, Santa Claus has put Neil Cavuto and friends on his nice list, while deeming Jim Cramer, Larry Kudlow and Andrew Ross Sorkin all "naughty." Both cards also include new Fox-friendly lyrics to holiday favorites "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and "Sleigh Ride" respectively.

Fox News Channel's rendition of "Sleigh Ride"

Just hear the great reporting

From Shep, Bret and Megyn too

Come on, there's no better team

Of journalists than at FOX News

At five the table is laughing

And sharing 'One More Thing' with you

Come on, it's never been better

To be the most trusted name in news

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, let's go

Watch our ratings grow

Once again out talent is best in show

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, it's grand

Being cable's favorite band

Ten-plus years on top and the others still need a hand

FOX News is fair and balanced and the one to beat

Our viewers keep watching with Bill, Greta and Hannity

FOX & Friends are up before us so grab a cup of coffee or two

Come on, everyone tunes in to the number one rated FOX News

Fox Business' version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Markets face doubt

Fiscal cliff making us cry

No need to pout

Cavuto's telling you way

FOX Business is fighting for you

Claman's grilling execs

On all the top news

With Lou Dobbs you really can't lose

FOX Business is fighting for you

Melissa's all about the money

Gasparino breaks it first

Watch the markets open with Varney

Or see your portfolio burst

O! Hey Cramer watch out

Andrew might cry

Kudlow should pout

Lagging ratings say why

FOX Business is coming for you