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If Al Franken Actually Ends Up As A U.S. Senator ....


01/06/09 6:39 PM EST

.... it will be clear that America has sunk below even the Romans. Whereas the Emperor Caligula appointed his horse as a Senate Pro-Consul, we will have settled for sending the horse's ass to our Senate.

 




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Jan 7, 2009

I would suggest Tapscott has sunk to a new low. You sound like a disgruntled child.

 

Jan 7, 2009

If he winds up as a senator? NBC and SNL gets a ratings bump Minne-"soda", takes a hump.. No beef with Kennedy getting the slot Buress is a shoe in with brains Sarah Palin? will do Mad TV and punk Freakinstein out ! Hey we need more comedians with talent the clowns up there now? They ain't notinbut a bunch of old seahag's. They do not have a clue on script writing the gigs . I can see it now Bill Murray, Dennis Miller, Jerry Seinfeld all throwing their hates in the ring for 09.. It just might be party time for America.

 

Jan 7, 2009

Just picture Al in Iraq when he gets bends for the soap... Mahaba Habibi Tapscott hit the nail on the head Mark did not sink to a new low The people of Minisoda did ! I guess that 10 months of cold weather does have a global brain freeze. Or the lakes are polluted with Jesse Ventura urine

 


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