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Popularity stimulus bill deems Obama too big to fail

By: Scott Ott
Examiner Columnist
July 10, 2009

News fairly unbalanced. We report. You decipher.

As President Barack Obama's disapproval rating for the first time surpassed his approval rating this week, Democrats in Congress introduced a new stimulus measure design to "recapitalize" the president's reputation.

Rasmussen Reports show that the spread between Americans who strongly approve and those who strongly disapprove of Mr. Obama has plummeted from a high of +23 in January to a -8 this week.

"Clearly the president is too big to fail," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "We cannot stand idly by, as his plunging popularity has the potential to set off ripples that could affect members of Congress and even Democrat governors."

The American Presidential Popularity Recovery Act would pump up to $357 billion into the marketing and advertising industries in an effort to stabilize, and then gradually grow Obama's reputation to pre-February levels.

"This is basically a jobs bill," said Pelosi. "A lot of hardworking Americans whose careers depend on the president's popularity will go to bed tonight wondering where their next complimentary meal, or overseas junket will come from."

Pelosi said the crisis of the president's sagging popularity demands immediate action because "if we don't act quickly, people will think this is a matter for careful analysis and sober reflection, and by the time all of that mulling and stewing is done, the opportunity to push through a huge spending bill may have passed."

The bill, which has "very nearly been written", she said, runs roughly 1,700 pages and should be available in printed form for review by legislators within 60 to 90 days of its passage.

 

Examiner columnist Scott Ott is editor in chief of ScrappleFace.com, the family-friendly news satire site, and anchor of ScrappleFace Network News, seen on YouTube.




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W. Rogers

Jul 10, 2009

The World Tour will help. The further Obama is from D.C., the better Americans like it, er, him.

 

38Special

Jul 10, 2009

What goes 'round.

 

Red Crown 6

Jul 10, 2009

I agree with W. Rogers. Keep him and his family on a world tour forever. We don't need/want him in our WHITE HOUSE.

 

BFC Cpl Jack

Jul 11, 2009

Can't we all agree to send all these people on an all expense paid permanent fact finding mission to Monte Carlo to make an in depth statistical study of probability using an unlimited supply of 100Eu chips, just to keep their interest piqued - they get to keep any winnings that they may achieve, which can added to their regular taxpayer paid pension. I believe that this would much cheaper than having them in DC passing yet ever more grandiose money burning schemes. Red Crown: should read "...OUR white house not the Kenya's."

 

AGB

Jul 11, 2009

Why not send Obama and his supporters on a world tour to Antarctica. They can stand on a glacier and study how long it takes to slide off into the ocean and melt. That ought to keep them busy for a while and they can have some first hand knowledge about global warming. They'll sure want some!

 

mjhawkeye

Jul 11, 2009

Lut us not forget it was the American voter who put in office Pelosi and Obama. Remember the quote: "forgive them Father for they know not what they do".

 

mjhawkeye

Jul 11, 2009

Lut us not forget it was the American voter who put in office Pelosi and Obama. Remember the quote: "forgive them Father for they know not what they do".

 

Colton

Jul 12, 2009

Gee Pelosi, I thought the already $787 Billion bailout was supposed to create "jobs" and make Obama "too big to fail."

 

Sknepper

Jul 12, 2009

mjhawkeye Well Said sir as its us Americans that put this infidel in office. I tried to warn you all but was called a racist simply becuase I dont support THIS black candidate. He and Pelosi have quickly proven what A joke this Administration is. It is kind of funny how NOBODY not even the Media will Obama to the same standards as everyone else, I hope you wake Americans for the Mid terms because if you dont the country you once knew will be GONE..Thats Jerkoffs goal

 

C Vanderstrong

Jul 12, 2009

When fools vote fools, fools get fools!

 

C Vancerstrong

Jul 12, 2009

Let me add: Not much time left before "Dark Ages #2"

 

govt_issue

Jul 17, 2009

Yep - agree with C Vancerstrong, dark ages are coming. US society has completely lost its sense. Logic and common sense is completely gone. Corruption and politics rule and we are sinking fast.

 

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