"Saturday Night Live" this weekend envisioned a sad postelection party for Mitt Romney -- chugging milk alone on a balcony. Though the scene is fictional, the show's writers likely got close to reality when Tag Romney, played by Taran Killam, told his father, played by Jason Sudeikis, that Paul Ryan was "doing feats of strength in the drawing room" and that he thought Romney would like to see it.

"I'd like to see him carry Wisconsin!" Sudeikis roared.