"If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate."

- Vice President Biden, responding to 7-year-old Myles. The Associated Press reported that Biden sent a handwritten note to Myles, a student at Milwaukee's Downtown Montessori Academy, in response to Myles' suggestion that guns should shoot chocolate instead of bullets. Biden's note, dated April 30, also apologizes for taking "so very long to respond" to the letter containing the idea that Myles sent a few months ago.