"I think you're misunderstanding the perceived problem here, Mr. President. No one is saying you broke any laws. We're just saying it's a little bit weird that you didn't have to."
- British comedian John Oliver's punchy debut Monday night hosting "The Daily Show" while Jon Stewart takes the summer off to direct his first movie. Oliver was, of course, talking about the most recent NSA scandal. He's hosting the Comedy Central show until Sept. 3.