Eddie's one-night stand goes terribly wrong

The Finchmeister got into a bit of a pickle Wednesday night. The "American Pie" actor -- his real name is Eddie Kaye Thomas -- called the police to report that a female house guest threatened to kill him with a knife, sources told TMZ.

According to TMZ, SWAT responded to the call but were unable to get the woman out of the house for several hours. They finally succeeded in smoking her out -- with tear gas.

The unnamed female was taken into custody and charged with felony vandalism -- she apparently not only scared Eddie s--tless but trashed his place, including a phone and a guitar.

The best part? Eddie had just met the woman less than 24 hours before this whole thing went down. They reportedly met at Mel's Diner before Eddie invited her back to his place for you-know-what.

Finch, you should probably just stick to Stifler's mom. She's always down for a good time and has never pulled a stunt like this.

- Elizabeth Larner

Say what?

"I would say we're decently happy. I feel like I used to want to get married more than she did, and then, being that she was always so not interested, I've decided not to be." - Scott Disick, talking to Ryan Seacrest about his longtime girlfriend, Kourtney Kardashian, with whom he has two children, Mason and Penelope

What the stars are tweeting

"Does Ice-T want Ice Cube with his Iced Tea for better Flava Flav?" - @EmileHirsch ("The Girl Next Door" star Emile Hirsch)

Quick takes

"Good Morning America" host Robin Roberts was hospitalized with an infection -- which the host says is common following a bone marrow transplant -- Us Weekly reports. She posted on Facebook on Thursday that she is feeling much better and will return to the show next week.

Eric Christian Olsen, who plays Detective Marty Deeks on "NCIS: Los Angeles," and his wife, actress Sarah Wright, are expecting a baby boy in August, the couple told Us Weekly on Thursday at the Kaleidoscope Ball.

Happy birthday for April 19

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