Well, here's a song Beyonce will probably leave off the set list when she sings at the White House next year for Michelle Obama's 50th.
In her new single, "Bow Down," B sings to her female fans, "I know when you were little girls / You dreamed of being in my world / Don't forget it, don't forget it / Respect that, bow down, bitches." The song then goes on to repeat "bow down, bitches" until your iPhone runs out of battery.
Mrs. Jay-Z's new edginess has some on edge in the Twitterverse.
"Can't stand when people all self righteous when it's convenient it makes them look good," R&B star Keyshia Cole tweeted. "Lmao! But can still talk s--t when convenient 2."
Keyshia added, "First 'Women need to Stick together' now bitches better Bow. [Shaking my head]."
In the wake of empowerment anthems like "Survivor" and "All the Single Ladies," Keyshia isn't the only one calling B's new song anti-feminist. "The irony of beyonce screaming 'bow down bitches' after all those girl power anthems isn't lost on me," wrote ESPN regular Bomani Jones, in a typical tweet aimed at Queen B.
But hey: The time in the studio? She bought it.
He calls them his UPS pants, cuz you can really see his package
As any fan of "Mad Men" knows, it's as much fun to watch the show for its '60s fashions as its story -- the tailored suits, the skinny ties, the ... no wearing underwear?
Jon Hamm, who plays series lead Don Draper on the show, has been told by AMC execs to quit going commando, the New York Daily News reports.
"Jon's impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear," a source tells the Daily News.
Jennifer Westfeldt's boyfriend "knows what he's got," the source says, and "his privates are an inside joke" on the set.
AMC even had to work some PhotoShop magic on promo photos for the new season, the source tells the paper. "When the promotional pictures came back the first few seasons, we had to work with them. Everyone was concerned about too much Christina Hendricks boob, but it's Jon that has the most to show. It's a good problem to have."
She's got Game
The Game and Khloe Kardashian aren't sleeping together, the rapper tells TMZ. They're just, um, hugging and working out.
The Game was photographed having special hugs with the reality star -- and husband to LA Clippers player Lamar Odom -- in LA's Runyon Canyon Park last month, and the rapper is finally addressing the rumors.
They're not getting busy, he tells TMZ, they're doing a program called 60 Days to Fitness. Seven minutes in heaven has come a long way since we were kids.
"Lamar is my homie, and her husband and I wish people wouldn't spread such false rumors," claims the rapper, who says Khloe's brother Rob Kardashian is also doing it with them.
"Gilmore Girls" star Alexis Bledel is engaged to Vincent Kartheiser, her on-screen love in "Mad Men," People reports.
TMZ says former WWE superstar Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters saved his mom from a house fire by uprooting a tree and using it as a battering ram.
Oops ... Britney Spears was photographed picking up KFC on her way to a photo shoot for the magazine Shape.
Days after splitting from Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus tweeted shots of herself wearing her engagement ring -- and a really dumb unicorn costume.
"Octomom" Nadya Suleman, mother of 14, is facing fraud charges for reportedly collecting welfare despite making $200,000 a year.
"It is of course more difficult to remember, to retain something, but it's really a question of retaining the story."
- Judi Dench, to the U.K.'s Channel 4 News. The 78-year-old revealed last year that she's suffering from progressive vision loss and had to have friends read lines to her on the set of "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel." Coupled with her inability to read, Judi's age is making it even harder to remember the script -- so the "Skyfall" legend focuses on getting the story across rather than specific lines.
Happy birthday for March 21:
Dancer Kevin Federline is 35.
DJ Premier of Gang Starr is 44.
Guitarist Andrew Copeland of Sister Hazel is 45.
Keyboardist Jonas "Joker" Berggren of Ace of Base is 46.
MC Maxim of Prodigy is 46.
Actress-comedian Rosie O'Donnell is 51.
Actor Matthew Broderick is 51.
Actor Gary Oldman is 55.
Actress Sabrina LeBeauf ("The Cosby Show") is 55.
Singer Russell Thompkins Jr. of the Stylistics is 62.
Bassist Conrad Lozano of Los Lobos is 62.
Singer-guitarist Rodger Hodgson of Supertramp is 63.
Singer Eddie Money is 64.
Actor Timothy Dalton is 67.
Singer-keyboardist Rose Stone of Sly and the Family Stone is 68.
Actress Kathleen Widdoes is 74.