Melissa takes on new role: Bouncer

Melissa McCarthy is taking a leaf out of Donald Trump's book. The actress-turned-director -- who's co-directing her first film, "Tammy," with husband Ben Falcone, also a first-time director -- said, "You're fired!" to an extra on her movie set Monday, TMZ reports.

Apparently, the extra -- a 20-something woman -- brought her young child along to the shoot in Wilmington, N.C., and didn't account for the fact that kids are very rarely well-behaved, especially for an entire day.

According to witnesses, the woman, who was getting paid just $58 for the entire day of filming, disrupted production by yelling at her kid, telling the child to "stop it" and to quiet down. Seems like she's the one who needed to put a sock in it.

Anyway, when Melissa saw the woman roughly yank the child up in the air by the wrist, the funnywoman got serious. The "Bridesmaids" star had the extra kicked out, reportedly saying that she wouldn't tolerate abuse on her set.

That makes us love Melissa even more -- and now she can add "bouncer" to her resume!

- Elizabeth Larner

Quick takes

After breaking up with Kristen Stewart last week, Robert Pattinson was seen driving away from her Los Angeles home on Sunday in a pickup truck full of his belongings, with his two dogs, Bear and Bernie, riding shotgun, Us Weekly reports.

Is Lindsey Vonn practicing for motherhood? She and boyfriend Tiger Woods were seen taking the pro golfer's two kids with ex-wife Elin Nordegren to school Tuesday, TMZ reports. And a day earlier, Lindsey dropped the kids at school by herself.

Barbara Walters' 44-year-old daughter, Jacqueline Walters Danforth, had to be "taken to the ground" and handcuffed by police during her Sunday DUI arrest for fear that she would run into highway traffic, according to a report obtained by TMZ.

Madonna told "Extra" corespondent Jerry Penacoli that she first met Kim Kardashian a long time ago, when the "Keeping up With the Kardashians" star was "a little girl," at which time "[Kim] told me she was a huge fan of mine," Us Weekly reports.

Say what?

"That's my son's business. It's not the public's business. ... Women should have lots of secrets. It's our right to have secrets. Otherwise, what would we write in our memoirs?" - January Jones, when asked who the father of her 20-month-old son, Xander, is.

Happy birthday for May 22

Model CariDee English ("America's Next Top Model") is 28.

Actress-model Maggie Q ("Nikita") is 34.

Actress Ginnifer Goodwin ("Big Love," "Once Upon a Time") is 35.

Actor Sean Gunn ("Gilmore Girls") is 39.

Singer-songwriter Donell Jones is 40.

Actress Anna Belknap ("CSI: NY") is 41.

Model Naomi Campbell is 43.

Actor Michael Kelly ("The Adjustment Bureau") is 44.

Bassist Dan Roberts of Crash Test Dummies is 46.

Singer Johnny Gill of New Edition is 47.

Actor Mark Christopher Lawrence ("Chuck") is 49.

Guitarist Jesse Valenzuela of Gin Blossoms is 51.

Actress Ann Cusack ("The Jeff Foxworthy Show," "A League of Their Own") is 52.

Singer Morrissey of the Smiths is 54.

Songwriter Bernie Taupin is 63.

Actress Barbara Parkins ("Peyton Place," "Valley of the Dolls") is 71.

Actor Frank Converse ("Coronet Blue," "One Life to Live") is 75.

Actor-director Richard Benjamin ("Catch-22," "Westworld") is 75.

Actor Michael Constantine ("My Big Fat Greek Wedding," "Room 222") is 86.