It was incredible enough when word got out that Dennis Rodman was in North Korea to conduct "basketball diplomacy." Now "The Worm" has done something not even Google CEO Eric Schmidt and ex-New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson did on their recent trips to the country -- he wormed his way into a meeting with dictator Kim Jong Un.

"You have a friend for life," Dennis told Jong Un as the two sat in garish, communist-red chairs to watch a game involving three members of the Harlem Globetrotters and 12 Korean players. What a cute inspiration for Randy Newman's next hit, or heck, even a whole Pixar movie.

After the game, which ended in a 110-110 draw, calling into question the Globetrotters' reputation as a team that would never participate in a fixed game, Dennis proclaimed, "Although relations between the two countries are regrettable, personally I am a friend of Marshal Kim Jong Un and the DPRK people," he said, according to Chinese news agency Xinhua."

The moon-faced autocrat, 30, then proceeded to get wasted with the 51-year-old winner of five NBA championships, whom he had learned to love while at boarding school in Switzerland.

Dennis, who once dated Madonna and starred in 1997's "Double Team" with Jean-Claude Van Damme, isn't known for his wisdom in entering duos, but seriously, a nuke-happy brutalist? This member of Basketball Players Without Borders says the game's all that matters. As he tweeted: "I'm not a politician. Kim Jung Un & North Korean people are basketball fans. I love everyone. Period. End of story. #WORMinNorth Korea."

Quick Takes

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Tom Cruise flew daughter Suri from New York to London on his private jet for some family bonding, People reports.

"Django" star Kerry Washington, a la Anne Hathaway, made a last-minute dress swap on Oscars night, the New York Post says.

The Girl Scouts have shut down Honey Boo Boo's online sale of their cookies, as the treats are meant to be sold in person.

Say What?

"This might sound gross, but I'm totally planning on having my placenta turned into pills I can take after giving birth."

- Former "Girl Next Door" Holly Madison. The 33-year-old Playboy model, who's expecting a daughter with boyfriend Pasquale Rotella, added: "I heard it helps women recover faster and I want to recover as quickly as I can!"

Happy birthday for March 1:

Singer Justin Bieber is 19.

Singer Sammie is 26.

"Blues Clues" host Donovan Patton is 35.

Actor Mark-Paul Gosselaar ("NYPD Blue," "Saved by the Bell") is 39.

Guitarist Ryan Peake of Nickelback is 40.

Actor Jack Davenport ("Pirates of the Caribbean") is 40.

Actor Javier Bardem is 44.

Actor George Eads ("C.S.I.") is 46.

Bassist Bill Leen of the Gin Blossoms is 51.

Keyboardist Jon Carroll of the Starland Vocal Band is 56.

Actor Tim Daly is 57.

Actress Catherine Bach ("The Dukes of Hazzard") is 59.

Country singer Janis Oliver Cummins of Sweethearts of the Rodeo is 59.

Actor-director Ron Howard is 59.

Actor Alan Thicke ("Growing Pains") is 66.

Singer Roger Daltrey is 69.

Singer Mike D'Abo of Manfred Mann is 69.

Actor Robert Conrad is 78.

Singer Harry Belafonte is 86.

Actor Robert Clary ("Hogan's Heroes") is 87.