Maybe Randy Quaid, who a couple of years ago fled to Canada to escape "Hollywood star whackers" systemically killing off celebrities, isn't as crazy as everyone thinks. Someone -- or something -- is going around giving stars seizures.

Count Tone Loc as the latest victim. The rapper collapsed after apparently suffering a seizure onstage during a concert Saturday night in Des Moines, Iowa. Tone was attended to for five minutes before the audience was asked to leave, the Des Moines Register reports.

The Vin Diesel of his day, Tone is best known for hits "Wild Thing" and "Funky Cold Medina" -- and being the cool black cop in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." Well, these days, he might actually be better known for falling down. Tone collpased during concerts in 2009, 2011 and 2012, TMZ reports, had a seizure last year while watching a comedy show -- Jeff Dunham does that to us, too -- and in 2010 told police who pulled him over for DUI that he had in fact suffered a seizure while driving.

This news comes just days after Kelly Osbourne had a seizure while filming "Fashion Police" and Lil Wayne had a seizure while making a music video. "American Idol" judge Nicki Minaj, Wayne's friend since she signed to his Young Money label in 2007, visited him at the hospital Saturday, TMZ says, with enough get-well balloons to film "Up 2." Or escape to Canada. But it's not a Hollywood star whacker who gave Wayne his seizure, a source tells Us. "He drank too much sizzurp to get a better high." And what is this sizzurp, you may ask? Us describes it as "a highly addictive, narcotic concoction of prescription-strength cough syrup, sugary sodas and hard candies, typically sipped out of Styrofoam cups."

Geritol -- it's not just for old people anymore.

Quick Takes

Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest split because "she couldn't handle" his work schedule, a pal tells Us.

Danny DeVito can call off that taxi -- he and wife of 30 years Rhea Perlman are reconciling, a source tells People. Cheers!

Madonna wore a Boy Scout uniform to present Anderson Cooper with a GLAAD Award, and called on the Scouts to end their gay ban.

Say What?

"He looked at me for four or five seconds, which felt like 15 minutes, and then he said, 'You're going to have to take that up with her.' "
- Sculptor Stacy Poitras of TV's "Chainsaw Gang," to Westlake Magazine, on asking Clint Eastwood for the hand of his daughter Alison. The pair wed Friday.


Despite the extremely disappointing news that the mystery 12th contestant is "The Bachelor," Sean Lowe, we admit we'll still watch the 16th season of "Dancing With the Stars," which starts tonight. See ya back here in a few months so you can congratulate us on our perfect predictions for how this cycle will end up:

12. Soap star Ingo Rademacher and Kym Johnson
11. Boxer Victor Ortiz and Lindsay Arnold

10. Disney Channel star Zendaya Coleman and Valentin Chmerkovskiy

9. Comedian D.L. Hughley and Cheryl Burke

8. Comedian Andy Dick and Sharna Burgess

7. Country singer Wynonna Judd and Tony Dovolani

6. "The Bachelor" Sean Lowe and Peta Murgatroyd

5. "Real Housewife" Lisa Vanderpump and Gleb Savchenko

4. Wide receiver Jacoby Jones and Karina Smirnoff

3. Figure skater Dorothy Hamill and Tristan MacManus

2. Country singer Kellie Pickler and Derek Hough

1. Gymnast Aly Raisman and Mark Ballas

Happy birthday for March 18:

Actress Julia Goldani Telles ("Bunheads") is 18.
Drummer Daren Taylor of Airborne Toxic Event is 33.

Singer Adam Levine of Maroon 5 is 34.

Singer Devin Lima of LFO is 36.

Actress Sutton Foster ("Bunheads") is 38.

Singers Evan and Jaron Lowenstein of Evan and Jaron are 39.

Comedian Dane Cook ("Employee of the Month") is 41.

Rapper-actress Queen Latifah is 43.

Singer Miki Berenyi of Lush is 46.

Guitarist Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains is 47.

Keyboardist Scott Saunders of Sons of the Desert is 49.

Singer-actress Vanessa Williams is 50.

Singer Irene Cara is 54.

Actor Kevin Dobson ("Knots Landing") is 70.

Country singer Charley Pride is 75.

Composer John Kander ("Chicago") is 86.