Santorum to apply Voldemort-like treatment to past presidents

GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum pledged this week that, if he is elected president, he will cease to speak of his prodecessors. “I will never mention a former president’s name when I am in office,” he said at a Westerville, Ohio rally. “Man up, take responsibility and quit blaming everybody else.”

A fine sentiment. But while a President Santorum would spare the public the obnoxious finger-pointing so frequent in American political life, his “he-who-must-not-be-named” policy will make it mighty difficult should he desire to attend a show at the Kennedy Center, fly into Reagan, travel on the GW Parkway, or have a cocktail at Lincoln.

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