Meghan McCain is in Playboy

Meghan McCain is in this month’s Playboy, but before Glenn Beck has a seizure over it, let us be clear — she’s not naked.

McCain answered the magazine’s 20 questions survey and didn’t hold back. When asked what a John McCain presidency would look like, she said “you would have the craziest first daughter ever, who’d be making ridiculous headlines and hurting the administration every step of the way.”

She then went on to make some ridiculous headlines.

When asked about her sexual orientation she told the magazine that she wasn’t a lesbian and she would tell the world if she were. “I love sex and I love men…if you see me in a gay bar, it’s only because they play the best music and my gay friends like to dance,” she said.

McCain, who for years now has advocated the Republican party embracing same-sex marriage, also mentioned why she has so many gay male friends. “It’s the big boobs and blonde hair,” she noted. The “Daily Beast” columnist talked about dating difficulties as well, saying that a lot of guys will Google her and then want to talk policy through the whole affair. “When I’m dating, I want to hear what music a guy likes, what he does for fun, and I want him to make me laugh,” she said. “If he can make me laugh, I don’t care if he looks like Zach Galifianakis; it’s an instant turn-on.”

Finally she slapped back at Bristol Palin‘s assertion that she and her mother Cindy McCain were “spoiled.” “All that stuff she wrote was a total lie,” McCain said. “I have, like, one Louis Vuitton purse.”

Playboy’s April issues goes on sale Friday.

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