Stupid crimes

Published December 18, 2009 5:00am ET



Santa smelled of beef and cheese

A drunken Santa Claus in Wisconsin scared a group of kids when he stumbled into their yard looking for his reindeer.

The family called police after Thomas Arnold, 55, drove his car to the lawn and got out yelling, “Have you seen my reindeer? If you see my reindeer, call me right away.”

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