No Decision on Afghan Troops before Thanksgiving

Nothing to fear. Though the President will likely shortchange General McChrystal’s troop request, his charm, charisma, and supernatural diplomacy powers will soon make war obsolete anyway.

Standing on a riser wearing a blue suit and red tie, with a cluster of troops and a large American flag behind him, Obama expressed “the gratitude of the American public” and said his meetings in four countries over eight days in Asia will help deliver a “safer more prosperous world for all of us.”

America’s fighting men and women play a vital role in this ambitious plan.

“You guys make a pretty good photo op,” the president said.

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