Anthony Bourdain, celebrity chef and host of the Travel Channel’s very popular “No Reservations” does not mince words about the possibility future overbearing salt regulation.

In this otherwise depressing Time piece that, among other creepy sentiments, asserts that “we can be trained” to get by with less sodium and calls salt a dietary “cocaine,” Bourdain’s delightfully politically incorrect sentiment is, well, the salt and the light.