It’s been a busy few days for the Jew-haters. First, hordes of antisemitic lunatics formed a mob outside Russian-Israeli singer Eden Golan’s hotel prior to the Eurovision Song Contest final in Sweden, while attendees during the performance booed and jeered anytime Golan (or even the Israeli flag) dared to appear onstage. Former confused child and current clueless activist Greta Thunberg even made an appearance, presumably to educate us on Hamas’s revolutionary water pipe recycling scheme.

And closer to home, Duke University became the latest American educational institution to become marred in antisemitism, thinly veiled as anti-Zionism. During the commencement ceremony for Duke’s graduating class of 2024, a handful of students decided to leave to protest Jerry Seinfeld. Yes, Jerry Seinfeld.