Stevens Goes Down

CNN and AP are both reporting that Stevens fell short in the Alaska Senate race against Democrat Mark Begich (although CNN is only sourcing Begich’s campaign at this point, which let’s face it, could be the same source AP is using as authoritative.) The AP is apparently so excited about the Republicans losing another seat that they’ve lost themselves in the clumsy purple prose of electoral ecstasy:

The crotchety octogenarian built like a birch sapling likes to encourage comparisons with the Incredible Hulk, but he occupies an outsized place in Alaska history.

There may be a recount. Stevens deserves to lose. Coleman doesn’t in Minnesota, where his lead has been slip-slidin’ away for two weeks even before the recount has begun.

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