Who: Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas What: During his stunningly underwhelming performance at the Super Bowl half-time show, will.i.am changed lyrics of “Where is Love?” to “In America we need to get things straight / Obama, let’s get these kids educated / Create jobs so the country stays stimulated.”

Why it’s dim: Obama’s efforts to reform education have been half-measures, and all of his job-creating initiatives have actually been job killers.