Nothing ever happens during voting days, but campaigns always try to make news anyway. The Clinton campaign just put out the most bizarre press release I’ve ever seen. During the course of it they note that: 1) Polls are now open! 2) “HRC” called into the Steve Harvey show this morning. 3) “A Few Good Men‘s Jack Nicholson is robo-calling for Hillary today.” (You can hear the call here. To my mind, this doesn’t sound like the Nicholson of A Few Good Men so much as it sounds like the Nicholson of Batman. You half expect the last line of the script to be, “Think about the future.”) 4) Finally, the release give this “Breaking” news: “The hugely-read PerezHilton endorses HRC, saying ‘We watched the debates and Clinton just won us over. Barack is great. But Hillary is the better leader, for us.'” Well, that settles it.
