We Don’t Need No Stinking Walmarts

By Geoffrey Norman
Published July 11, 2013 6:02pm ET
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We Don’t Need No Stinking Walmarts
The Imperial City has ruled that it doesn’t need Walmart, the nation’s most popular retailer, since Washington has attained a condition of sleek prosperity whereby, according to one member of its ruling council: “We’re at a point where we don’t need retailers. Retailers need us.”  Must be nice.  Communities from sea to sea would, no doubt, […]

The Imperial City has ruled that it doesn’t need Walmart, the nation’s most popular retailer, since Washington has attained a condition of sleek prosperity whereby, according to one member of its ruling council:

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