The comprehensive case against Cardi B for Congress

Cardi B might run for Congress. Yes, seriously.

The stripper-turned-celebrity rap star has caught the internet’s attention numerous times with her sometimes hilarious, sometimes bizarre political commentary. But now she’s getting serious: Cardi B tweeted this week, “I think I want to be a politician,” and said, “I really love government even tho I don’t agree with Government.” She continued, “I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress. I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense.”