The medical records that Hillary Clinton’s camp have released thus far—a lone “medical statement,” last summer—are thin enough to keep the vast right wing conspiracy distracted by four to eight years of pillow-propping, prat falls, and coughing fits. And for his part, Donald Trump’s physician Harold Bornstein stakes suitably Trumpian claims about the Republican nominee’s health. He “will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.” Oh, okay.