Here’s a taste of today’s Dave Barry column: “I happen to semi-know [Denver] Mayor Hickenlooper, because I belong to an all-author rock band called the Rock Bottom Remainders, and when we performed in Denver two years ago, Hickenlooper joined us on stage to sing the classic Troggs song ‘Wild Thing.’ Really. He took the difficult vocal solo part that goes, ‘You MOVED me,’ and he totally nailed it. You would have sworn you were hearing an actual Trogg. The mayor got a nice round of applause from those audience members still able to clap without falling down. I mention this story because I really like saying ‘Hickenlooper.’ Hickenlooper Hickenlooper Hickenlooper.”