Hey, D.C.: Monday is a holiday. Now, it’s not a holiday for everybody, but for most people, the three-day weekend will open up a few extra entertainment options. Throw in Valentine’s Day on Saturday, and it appears you could be booked through Monday.

Valentine’s Day is for suckers: If you’re a person (or a couple) who doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, you won’t be left out in the cold. A quick scan shows a few options around town Saturday.

» Shred Your Ex, Find Your Next — Bring pictures, love letters and other relationship reminders to The Bottom Line on I Street on Saturday night and dispose of them properly — in a giant shredder.

» Forget Romance, Let’s Drink — Punk music, black clothes and drink specials are the order of the day at Gazuza on Connecticut Avenue.

» Anti-Valentine’s Day Party — At Garrett’s Restaurant and Railroad Tavern on M Street, hang out with other like-minded friends for drink specials and a “couples stink” theme.