The snow is snowing. The wind is blowing. But I can weather the storm. What do I care how much it may storm? I’ve got my drink to keep me warm. That’s right—Snowpocalypse 2016 is officially upon us (at least for those of us in the mid-Atlantic), so what better time to offer these drink recipes that are guaranteed to reduce Cabin Fever. You did stock up with sufficient booze and mixers, didn’t you?

So assuming you’ve got no place to go—and certainly no place to drive—and are itching to try something other than a screwdriver or a vodka-soda, try out these libations recommended by yours truly and a few of my colleagues who clearly have a drinking problem.