ELECTIONS, like warfare, come down to turning points. And should Governor Gray Davis go down in flames a week from tomorrow, remember last Friday as the pivotal moment in California’s recall election. The event was a West Hollywood rally for women voters. His guest of honor was former Texas governor Ann Richards (talk about the B-list), plus a phone call from Hillary Rodham Clinton, who tried to pump up the estrogen by predicting “California is not going to be stampeded by the same right-wingers who gave us the election in Florida and are trying to do things that are really against our interests.” Unfortunately for Davis, he chose that moment to have his own hormonal surge, daring Arnold Schwarzenegger to go one-on-one. “I’m not going to take it anymore,” Davis said, alleging the Arnold is distorting his record. “Right here, right now, I challenge him to a debate.”

Davis’s challenge was deliciously hypocritical. Last fall, he refused to debate Republican challenger Bill Simon a second time; in the 1998 governor’s race, he backed out of a fifth and final debate with Dan Lungren. And hypocrisy aside, Schwarzenegger would probably win a one-on-one encounter as Davis would find it hard to resist being condescending or creepy. Remember, this is the same governor who’s ridiculed Ah-nold’s accent and has suggested that Republicans would sooner shoot their mothers than pass a tax hike. Alone, in a debate forum with Schwarzenegger, Davis is bound to have at least one political Tourette’s moment.