American entrepreneurship is a wonderful thing, with its emphasis on the new and exciting, so it was no surprise that the Washington Post gave a spot on page one to a creative new enterprise: an abortion clinic that seeks to present a pleasant and even soothing experience, one that looks and behaves like a spa.

So far, so good, you may say, but in order to be good enough it ought to take it the crucial step further, and become an abortion clinic that is a spa in reality; one that offers, along with its primary mission, facials, facial peels, Botox, manicures, pedicures, exfoliation, and people who lighten your hair. Get rid of your ugly cellulite at the same time you get rid of the fetus that’s cramping your style. Convenience and glamour, in one tidy package. What could be better than that?