The Daily Parody By Philip Chalk | Katherine ManguWard January 29, 2004 8:45 pm FacebookTwitterEmailPrint Add Washington Examiner on Google FacebookTwitterEmailPrint [img_assist|nid=369|title=|desc=For Kerry’s hairy alter-ego, click here.|link=none|align=right|width=393|height=516] TagsKatherine Mangu-WardPhilip ChalkTWS Archive Related Content Defense Hegseth’s transformation of the Pentagon continues apace Courage, Strength, and Optimism America is about to hand Iraq to Iran again Op-Eds Politicians want to stop your March Madness predictions News Duffy pitches family road trip series as ‘a civic experience’ ahead of nation’s 250th year News First round of April Social Security payments goes out in four days