It’s official: Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Though really, no one could actually replace the singular Sheen…

“Pages on Facebook are ugly and horrible.” No, that’s not an employee of Google speaking after news broke that Facebook hired a PR firm to trash Google. It’s Turkish prime minister Recep Tayyip Erdoga. He also blasted the entire technology of email, for good measure.