Ghosting for Donald Trump

Published May 4, 2016 6:46am ET



Good morning. Hello, everyone. Great win last night. Great win. Looks like I’ll blow past 1,237 in California and that will be it. The RNC will turn the planning of the convention over to me and we will have a great time in Cleveland. Great city, by the way, great city. I tried to buy the Cleveland Indians once. Really, I did. Look it up. Great club. Great history. Didn’t happen, but still a great club. Now the PC people are trying to get them to drop Chief Wahoo as their mascot, like the Redskins in Washington. Can you believe it? We’ve got ISIS chopping off heads and the crazy guy in North Korea with nukes and the firing off missiles from submarines and they want to get us all worked up about mascots. Seriously. They do. Who can believe this stuff?

Anyway. So a great win in Indiana. And I’m going to be the GOP nominee. But I want to be the president, not just a nominee. I don’t like second place. I want to win. To make America great again. Better, in fact, than ever before. To do that I need three things, three things I’m going to lay out right now. So you press people, keep rolling. The biggest news is at the end.

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