In light of Google’s self-parodying firing of a worker who criticized the tech company for not allowing alternative thoughts, please forgive me for sharing some of the things I believe despite the counter-ethos of the cowardly, vengeful Left.

I believe human gender is determined at birth (except in the extremely rare case of a hermaphrodite born alive), and that Chiffon Margarine was right that “it’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.” But I don’t care one bit about how somebody acts sexually in private, as long as they “don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.” I further believe, however, that God might care how we behave – but that’s an issue between the person involved and God, and therefore none of my business.