Who: Prince George’s County Executive Jack Johnson What: According to an FBI affidavit, agents monitoring a wiretap overheard Johnson telling his wife Leslie not to open the door when FBI agents knocked at the couple’s Mitchellville, Md., home. He also allegedly told her to flush a $100,000 check from a developer down the toilet and hide $79,600 in cash in her underwear.

Why it’s dim: Both Johnsons have been charged with evidence tampering.