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Study: Global warming will cause murders and rapes

By Ashe Schow
Published February 27, 2014 5:00am ET
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Study: Global warming will cause murders and rapes
Surface melt water rushes along the surface of the Greeland Ice Sheet, through a supra-glacial stream channel, in July 2012 in the southwest of Ilulissat, Greenland. Polar ice sheets are now melting three times faster than in the 1990s, but so far it's added just less than half an inch to already rising global sea levels. (AP Photo/Ian Joughin) | Ian Joughin

Stop everything you’re doing and move into the woods, people, because global warming really is going to kill us.

If the melting sea ice causing the ocean to flood and go all “The Day After Tomorrow” doesn’t kill us, we’ll kill each other.

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