Somewhere in the recent past (say, about the time “Dreams From My Father” was published), liberals decided reality wasn’t really their thing. It was too dull. It didn’t give closure. Sometimes the endings weren’t right. So it turns out that Obama’s main squeeze in his young days was a “composite,” digitally enhanced for your reading experience.

Then, it turned out that even the blond, blue-eyed, whey-faced Elizabeth Warren, running against Scott Brown in Massachusetts for his seat in the Senate, was hired by Harvard as an American Indian, though the proportion of Cherokee in her bloodline was just 1 in 32 parts. Just how pale-faced is Warren? A lot more than George Zimmerman, the brown-skinned son of a Peruvian mother who is accused of murdering Trayvon Martin. He was described by the New York Times as a “white Hispanic,” because if you’re going to characterize a death as a lynching, the one who commits it had better be white.