President Trump buying fast food for the 2019 College Football Playoff National champions is probably racist because football is a “predominately black sport,” according to ESPN’s Molly Qerim.

That’s it, everyone. It’s time to go home. It’s tragic to say, but with the introduction of the idea that only a racist would give a football player a hamburger, we’ve officially exhausted every possible reason to be angry about fast food in the White House. I feel like Alexander the Great after viewing the “breadth of his domain,” weeping, for there are no more worlds to conquer.