Has Nancy Pelosi seen a newspaper lately? (Pro tip, hon: Like the Obamacare monstrosity, you have to read it to find out what’s in it.) I’d love to see her face in the wake of the veritable epidemic of Democratic corruption now sweeping the country. Pelosi’s blink count must be off the charts.

I’m going to make it easy on Pelosi and put all of the latest cases in one handy rogue’s gallery reference list. But let’s not be naive. It’s clear to me that the President Obama–Eric Holder DOJ is clearing the decks before the midterms. Prediction: The FBI‘s GOP corruption shoe will drop right before the elections for maximum distraction and damage. For now, let’s take stock of the jackassery: