Campaign songs–that signature tune that accompanies a candidate at every amped-up campaign rally–can say a lot about a candidate. But since politicians are rarely honest about anything, we thought we’d select the songs that most accurately represent what they’re all about.
Warning: These are (mostly) jokes, and some lyrics are probably NSFW.
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1. Hillary Clinton, because she definitely thinks she’s #WorthIt:
2. Rand Paul would be best off touting his fashion sense:
3. While Marco Rubio could be blunt about his assets–youth and beauty:
4. Carly Fiorina gets a lot of flak for her days as a tough HP exec–so she should just embrace it:
5. Cruz, one of the most-talked-about candidates despite only a few years in the Senate under his belt, has never been one for subtlety:
7. Obviously this for Ben Carson, former neurosurgeon and “Gifted Hands” author:
8. And finally, self-described socialist Bernie Sanders and his #IDGAF politics:
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Stay tuned for more “honest campaign songs” for the remaining likely 2016 candidates (and feel free to send us your suggestions!)
