Joni Ernst now has the tools to literally castrate all that pork barrel spending

Freshman Sen. Joni Ernst now has the tools to quite literally keep her campaign promises.

Ernst gained national attention during the election when she ran a campaign ad comparing her background on a hog farm to her future in the Senate.

“I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork,” she said. She added that she wanted to “make them [D.C. big spenders] squeal.”

To welcome her to the Senate, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R – S.C.) brought Ernst the perfect gift — a livestock castration device.

And just in case you’ve forgotten how she might use them…

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