What the media won’t show you about the lawnmower kid… A click-baity Facebook page affiliated with conservative blog Independent Journal Review is being mocked for suggesting that media wouldn’t show photos of the 11-year-old boy the White House used as a PR ploy mowing the White House lawn. Except “the media” did show it. CNN even interviewed the kid. Come in close, dear reader, and I will reveal a secret to you about what the media won’t show you about Frank the lawn-mowing 11-year-old. Are you ready? Frank did a bad job. Don’t believe me? Look at the proof. Stay in school, Frank!
Far-right Twitter competitor Gab seemingly intent on suicide. Maybe you haven’t heard of Gab.ai, a site that serves as a refuge for people who were booted from Twitter. It’s quite popular with the alt-right, racists, quacks, and loons, but some (perhaps few) relatively normal folks use it, too. I have an account because it’s like a free pass to the zoo. What conspiracy did Mike Flynn, Jr. tweet about today? Gab.ai delivers. The site raised a million bucks from its users (who secretly pine for Twitter), and even developed an app! Until that app was banned by Google, which has prompted the site to waste its time and hard-earned money on a lawsuit. Here’s an excerpt from the Post on the suit:
Anyone with an Android phone knows that is is easy to install applications on their device outside of Google Play. Just apparently not the geniuses at Gab.ai, who seem content to piss away their small fortune on what is almost certain to be a losing battle.
How about those Indians? Yes, more Cleveland Indians coverage. This is history here, deal with it. Last night, the Tribe won its 22nd consecutive game, a new MLB record. This one, as we went to press at THE WEEKLY STANDARD was a nail biter! The Tribe and Royals played a low scoring game, and the visitors entered the bottom of the ninth up 2-1. The Tribe had earlier loaded the bases not once, but twice, and couldn’t deliver. … With two outs, Francisco Lindor hit a game-tying double that gave the near sell-out crowd free baseball. (Extra innings are brought to you by the Cleveland Clinic! Afraid you’re having a heart attack? Use the Express Care App to consult one of the country’s premier medical professionals!) In the bottom of the 10th, Jose Ramirez’s amazing hustle turned a single into a photo-finish double, and Jay Bruce’s single (complete with Hatteberg fist pump) kept the streak alive. Next game is against the Royals, tonight at 7:10 p.m.
"History marches on!" The great Tom Hamilton on the call as the #Indians win their 22nd in a row. pic.twitter.com/A9UbBi3Cdj— Today in the MLB (@TodayintheMLB) September 15, 2017
Biology gives boys a physical physics advantage? What a dumb time to be alive. The Times Educational Supplement (UK) has a stunningly silly report titled: “Taking the pee out of physics: how boys are getting a leg-up.”
What’s the problem? An adolescent gender gap in physics? I guess? Because boys writing their name in the snow in pee is creating a physics gender gap?
It’s not 1950 anymore, and little girls play sports. (I hope my soon-to-be-born twins will pick a sport that is cheap, like rec soccer.) But, OK, boys learn about physics because they pee. What’s your solution?
Yes, Newton’s laws of motion should take a back seat to the law of conservation of energy just because of biological gender differences. Well, at least they acknowledge such differences exist, I guess. So there’s that.
Speaking of biological gender differences… Harvard, after much controversy, rescin
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