God or the Girl?

IF YOU CAN STILL TELL the difference between any of the reality shows on television, you have noticed that they are invariably about one of three things: (1) good-looking people melodramatically debasing themselves in contrived contests for a sum of money between $50,000 and $1,000,000 (or the pleasure of Donald Trump’s company); (2) less good-looking people having their kitchens/faces/children renovated; (3) F-list character actors trying to out fox-trot aging comedians and former boxers.