Let’s blow right by the obvious fact that Syesha absolutely needs to get the heave-ho this week so we can get to the main event: David vs. David. Instead, let’s touch on more meaningless but curious fare.

I’m friends with a radio disc jockey down in Richmond, Va., who  astounded me this season by opposing my No. 1 “American Idol” pet peeve. Examiner friends, maybe you can back me against this wrongheaded she-devil.