Thursday night, citing a change in “enforcement priorities,” President Obama announced that his IRS would from now on be too busy auditing liberal nonprofit groups to collect taxes from thousands of U.S. defense contractors.

Just kidding – Obama actually announced that he would stop applying immigration laws to about 4 million people present in the U.S. illegally.

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