CNN has something prepared for its last broadcast before the doomsday clock strikes midnight. Seriously. It was Ted Turner’s idea, and he when he owned the network, he got what he wanted. So there is video, ready to go, for the last CNN employee to key up and run for an audience of … well, who knows?  But that employee had best be sure to follow protocol.  There is a warning on the network’s video database to anyone attempting to access the final signoff.  It reads:

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